Congratulations, you found the site!

That means you’re probably a friend / family member, or maybe you were looking for pornography, either way thanks for stopping by.

The playing with myself articles began because of a newsletter, I was asked to contribute and I figured it was best to write about what I know best… toys.

So I combined that with a portfolio of sorts and here it is, my personal website devoted to toys.

I tried to make the navigation fairly self-explanatory, I’m working on a mac using chrome, firefox and safari, so if you have any issues browsing the site, please let me know.

Have fun poking around!